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ijayp

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ijayp

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 June 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1471
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ijayp : A smart man learns from his own mistakes, but a smarter man learns from others mistakes. That's what I like about FML.

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ijayp's favorite FMLs

Today, I was floating on a river with some friends when I accidentally splashed one of their girlfriends in the face. She started crying and everyone gave me the silent treatment for the rest of the trip. We are all 26 years old. FML

#21493084
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27682) - you deserved it (2286)

On 11/16/2015 at 2:13am - misc - by nightwalker2253 - United States (California)

Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML

#21473108
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21490) - you deserved it (5228)

On 09/26/2015 at 10:24pm - misc - by oops - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was signing with my deaf brother at a local McDonald's. We were having a laugh about a game we played last night when this morbidly obese woman waddled over to us. She was utterly convinced we were "talking shit" about her and made a scene about our "hand gestures." Seriously? FML

#21468899
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28001) - you deserved it (1404)

On 09/15/2015 at 6:31pm - misc - by Stairs? Noooooo - United States (California)

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

#21397883
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46165) - you deserved it (3444)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving toward me was a polar bear. I screamed like a little girl and started panicking. I live in California. FML

#21396178
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28259) - you deserved it (7447)

On 04/19/2015 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had my first therapy session for the issues caused by trying to please my overbearing, paranoid, self-centred mother. The first thing she did after we started driving home? Ranting at me and demanding to know if I'd been "talking shit" about her to my therapist FML

#21382942
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29047) - you deserved it (2148)

On 03/28/2015 at 11:50am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I have spent so much time watching Scooby Doo with my son that I actually used the word "zoinks". FML

#21352876
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28026) - you deserved it (5528)

On 02/09/2015 at 6:07pm - kids - by brazo667 (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML

#21345551
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30784) - you deserved it (2537)

On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, a girl said to me, "Sorry, but I have a boyfriend". I hadn't said anything to her. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

#21300031
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30959) - you deserved it (3615)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman, like they're the funniest people on the planet. My name is Elsa. FML

#21297408
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47200) - you deserved it (4361)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a guy tried to pick me up with the line, "You're ugly. Just kidding. You're my date." FML

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

#21234388
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37496) - you deserved it (3577)

On 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm - work - by weirded out (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML

#21219077
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46043) - you deserved it (8608)

On 07/24/2014 at 5:05am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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