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About iislix1ii : "THATS THE STUPIDEST IDEA EVER!... fuck it lets do it."

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Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML

#21002634
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42850) - you deserved it (13596)

On 12/23/2013 at 4:10pm - money - by rainastartree - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it's day two of my family's camping trip. Despite the weather, bugs, and portapotties, we were doing okay, until the can opener broke. My husband is stubbornly insisting that we live off cereal and peanut butter for another five days. FML

#19766054
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21159) - you deserved it (2936)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:19pm - misc - by Danielle (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12086) - you deserved it (91468)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12086) - you deserved it (91468)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML

#18433358
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14365) - you deserved it (44014)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

#18338481
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47118) - you deserved it (4417)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30201) - you deserved it (3903)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30201) - you deserved it (3903)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML

#17906295
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36392) - you deserved it (11014)

On 10/04/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I'm getting kicked out of my flat because my drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside. FML

#17669700
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26113) - you deserved it (3010)

On 09/05/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by thefrightening1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML

#17522944
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28336) - you deserved it (3798)

On 08/19/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by shitless88 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

#17489225
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29473) - you deserved it (15474)

On 08/16/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by erineilis - United States (New York)

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37073) - you deserved it (3479)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML

#17460856
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28630) - you deserved it (5729)

On 08/13/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40412) - you deserved it (6222)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)



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