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by lonely loser / 08/22/2014 at 2:04pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/31/2014 at 1:28pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML
by lostintdot / 07/31/2014 at 7:38am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
by gwengas / 07/30/2014 at 2:51am / France (Bretagne) / Love
by Lisa / 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by smh / 07/15/2014 at 4:11pm / United States / Health
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
by KaiyaOtaku1 / 07/14/2014 at 7:48pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 7:03am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by MaddyN / 07/08/2014 at 12:26am / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML
by ADanceWithDavos / 07/07/2014 at 11:59am / United Kingdom / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/22/2014 at 1:27am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, my friends thought it would be funny to slip a condom under my pillow at boot camp. The staff found out, I got bitched out for 30 minutes straight, and now I have to put a condom on the grip of any rifle I'm issued for a week. My new callsign is "Love Glove". FML
by LoveGlove / 06/21/2014 at 5:42pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/20/2014 at 3:21pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by stopinthenameoflove / 06/19/2014 at 10:37am / Ireland (Dublin) / Love