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  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1245
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I texted my friend asking if he'd like to join my "porno group". I meant promo. I quickly texted back correcting the mistake, but not before I received the nudes he sent. FML


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On 11/23/2015 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by hiitisbrooke - United States (Michigan)

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML


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On 11/08/2015 at 4:34am - kids - by UglyGirl - United States (California)

Today, I was on the train next to an elderly woman. When I told her it was my stop, she turned her knees towards the aisle, and I, thinking that she was letting me go by, began to edge past. She screamed, "DON'T PUSH ME!" and the whole train turned to look. I was thus the asshole pushing the old lady. FML


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On 09/28/2015 at 10:48pm - misc - by briscoe (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML


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On 08/01/2015 at 1:17pm - misc - by Son of a Bitch - United States

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML


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On 02/05/2015 at 11:42am - love - by thenewgirl29 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my colleague and I played yet another wonderful game of 'Tapeworm or Toilet Paper?' in the homeless shelter's toilets we were asked to clean. FML


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On 10/03/2014 at 7:29am - work - by whydoidothis (woman) - United Kingdom

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