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ihavenolifehaha

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1017
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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ihavenolifehaha's favorite FMLs

Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML

#21450453
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27919) - you deserved it (1896)

On 08/01/2015 at 1:17pm - misc - by Son of a Bitch - United States

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML

#21350278
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33262) - you deserved it (3986)

On 02/05/2015 at 11:42am - love - by thenewgirl29 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my colleague and I played yet another wonderful game of 'Tapeworm or Toilet Paper?' in the homeless shelter's toilets we were asked to clean. FML

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51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31250) - you deserved it (3794)

On 10/03/2014 at 7:29am - work - by whydoidothis (woman) - United Kingdom



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