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Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

#66858
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54015) - you deserved it (4537)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by w_t_f (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

#66858
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54015) - you deserved it (4537)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by w_t_f (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

#62239
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38065) - you deserved it (2516)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:23pm - misc - by morg2000 - Mexico

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

#19088
38 comments

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On 02/09/2009 at 10:59pm - misc - by annoyed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
76 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

#6002
40 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by fuckedalready (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked my mother if she thought my cat was getting fat. She replied "It's not the cat you should worry about". FML

#5051
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On 02/01/2009 at 10:22pm - animals - by mikep - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I got a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was "so do you want to keep the mullet?". What mullet?! FML

#3797
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On 01/30/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036
52 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
70 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

#1019
129 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

#374
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On 11/23/2008 at 3:22am - misc - by lectro - Sent from mobile version



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