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Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

#66858
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60835) - you deserved it (5081)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by w_t_f (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

#62239
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43716) - you deserved it (3022)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:23pm - misc - by morg2000 - Mexico

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

#19088
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41119) - you deserved it (17275)

On 02/09/2009 at 10:59pm - misc - by annoyed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14904) - you deserved it (71056)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

#6002
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9484) - you deserved it (34231)

On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by fuckedalready (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked my mother if she thought my cat was getting fat. She replied "It's not the cat you should worry about". FML

#5051
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25528) - you deserved it (5295)

On 02/01/2009 at 10:22pm - animals - by mikep - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I got a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was "so do you want to keep the mullet?". What mullet?! FML

#3797
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21817) - you deserved it (4779)

On 01/30/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49863) - you deserved it (1960)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
65 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6495) - you deserved it (46026)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

#1019
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22472) - you deserved it (6141)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

#374
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14006) - you deserved it (29435)

On 11/23/2008 at 3:22am - misc - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

#298
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31855) - you deserved it (17454)

On 11/13/2008 at 6:39am - kids - by pinpin - Sent from mobile version



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