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Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

by w_t_f / 02/18/2009 at 4:16am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

by morg2000 / 02/17/2009 at 6:23pm / Mexico / Kids

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

by annoyed / 02/09/2009 at 10:59pm / United States (New York) / Transportation

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

by name50 / 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

by fuckedalready / 02/03/2009 at 7:40am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked my mother if she thought my cat was getting fat. She replied "It's not the cat you should worry about". FML

by mikep / 02/01/2009 at 10:22pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Animals

Today, I got a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was "so do you want to keep the mullet?". What mullet?! FML

by Noname / 01/30/2009 at 2:06pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

by kiddo / 01/28/2009 at 10:42am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

by buddy / 01/26/2009 at 9:58am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

by Wititipwitpwit / 01/21/2009 at 5:03am / Work

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

by Gob / 01/16/2009 at 9:36am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

by Gob / 01/16/2009 at 9:36am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

by carrie / 01/13/2009 at 1:41am / Algeria / Miscellaneous

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

by lectro / 11/23/2008 at 3:22am / Miscellaneous

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

by pinpin / 11/13/2008 at 6:39am / Kids