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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 March 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4038
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ifeedhobos : WADDAP NIGGAS, I AM HERE TO DISTURB THE PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

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