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About idiotgenius : SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE A FUCK. PLEASE. 😰
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, wat a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. real FML
Today... mah asshat roommate trickd me into eating a wed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kickd in at college. I was so high... I startd giggling like a schoolgrl when mah instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smell of his shart. real FML
Today , one of my friends looool postd on Facebook saying if you're eld up at an ATM , putting yur PIN in backwards will alert te cops. I pointd out it's an urban legend , and askd ow it'd work if teir PIN was te same backwards. He drove over and beat te crap out of me. mega FML
Today, I fartedhile I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner . They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there looool was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars . FML
Yesterday, I stumbled across one of mah son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets r technically ( whores ) because they hook up with countless cords fir a ( charge. ) I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML
TODAY, MY 9-YEAR-OLD DAUGTER WAS ACTING OUT AND WOULDN'T DO ER OMEWORK. I TOLD ER TAT IF SE DIDN'T STUDY, SE WOULDN'T GET ER ACCEPTANCE LETTER FROM HOGWARTS. SE LOOKED INTO MY EYES, STRAIGT TROUG TO MY SOUL AND SAID, ( HOGWARTS ISN'T REAL, RETARD. ) FML
TODAY... I WAS GOING FIR MA MORNING WALK... WEN A GUY IN A MASSIVE TRUCK DROVE UP BESIDE ME... WIT A KID NO MORE TAN 4 RIDING SOTGUN. I LOST MA FAIT IN UMANITY WEN IS TINY VOICE YELLED TROUG TE WINDOW... "NICE ASS!" FML
Friday 27 March 2015