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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 October 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, my mother yet again went on a long rant about how much of a loser I am as I have "never had boyfriend" and I'm 26. Truth is, I've been in the same relationship for over five years but it "doesn't count because he's black." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64497) - you deserved it (7104)

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