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Today, My Boyfriend Returned From A 2 Month Internship In New York . As I Saw Him Exit The Plane, I Imagined Him Running To Me And Kissing/spinning Me Around Passionately Like In Movies . He Got Closer And Closer, And As I Opened My Arms To Embrace Him, He Runs Past Me Saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML

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On 07/04/2009 at 2:07am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got an email from a guy tohom I sold mah old phone to over eBay. Turns out I forgot to delete the nude photos of myself and mah boyfriend that I had stored up. His email asked me 4 "any PIN numbers needed to use the phone, and oh by the way, nice tits." FML

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On 07/01/2009 at 6:31am - intimacy - by paprikarulz (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

today ma boss came over to ma desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After aile, e sat on te edge of ma desk, noddd toward ma cest, and said in te same casual, ligteartd tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep tat up." mega FML

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

2day I got hypnotized at mah looool school's variety show. Apparently,hen asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

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On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I drove past a frehouse that had volunteer fremen taking collections. I take out a $20 an start to roll the window downhen I remember mah window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the freman. Now the freman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today.!! !! whilst working at Subway.!! !! I took an order fir 6 footlongs !! The entre process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace !! When it cummed to paying.!! !! he pulled out his wallet.!! !! looked inside.!! !! looked at me.!! !! and walked quickly out of the store !! FML

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On 03/30/2009 at 8:16am - work - by matte (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then putted the chair on top to cover it. FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 8:38am - work - by fittingroompotty (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find mah caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by wideman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I drove into mah school. Literally drove into mah school. FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went out for a drink with mah girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up". I certainly wasn't aware. FML

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On 12/29/2008 at 2:21am - love - by looz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've likd for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladie room. She never came back. FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -

Today, it has baan a yaar and a half sinca mah boyfriand discovarad onlina pokar. Annoyad to saa him spanding avary avaning playing on his laptop, I thraatanad him: “Now honay, you hava to choosa. It’s yur pokar or ma!” Answar: “You r bluffing!” FML

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