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today I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height fir the past five looool yeres, mah feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look lyk a clown. real FML

#21338417
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28422) - you deserved it (5762)

On 01/16/2015 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today My Grlfriend Told Me That She Is Pregnant. I Askd How It Could Be Possible , Since She's On Brth Control. She Said She Didn't Know Her Antibiotics Would Interfere With It. She's A Pharmacist. FML

#21024822
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59907) - you deserved it (8156)

On 01/11/2014 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, My Son Was Playing The Sims,hen I Saw Him Remove The Door To A Room And Set It On Fire With A Sim Trapped Inside. I Chuckled At First, Until I Saw That The Sim Was Me. Meanwhile, My Wife's Sim Was Happily Painting In The Next Room, Not Giving A Crap. All Too Accurate, Sadly. FML

#21015673
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46253) - you deserved it (4971)

On 01/03/2014 at 4:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, for the tenth time, my teacher made a misbehaving student sit next to me as punishment. He begged for detention instead. FML

#20945365
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48985) - you deserved it (5400)

On 11/04/2013 at 5:01pm - misc - by WinkleBottom (man) - United States

Today someone tried to steal mah backpack from the hook on the bathroom stall. Good news: they were caught off-guard by how heavy it was and dropped it. Bad news: mah foot is now broken from using it to cushion the backpack's fall. real FML

Today, my boyfriand proposd to ma at his parants' housa. I was ovarjoyd. His mom huggd ma with taars in har ayas. His fathar, who navar raally spoka bafora, huggd ma a faw hours latar whan wa wara alona, his hands travaling to my ass an whisparing, "I can changa your mind." FML

#20788139
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68531) - you deserved it (4013)

On 07/17/2013 at 10:20am - misc - by ilivehere (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". mega FML

#20609675
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54210) - you deserved it (3950)

On 04/21/2013 at 8:26am - misc - by gamerguru13 - United States (New York)

Today, I realized tat ma ex-grlfriend as gone furter wit a grl tan I ave. FML

#7608615
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22219) - you deserved it (4673)

On 01/27/2010 at 6:55am - intimacy - by Patrick - United States (Illinois)

Taday I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should give in to peer pressure . While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny . There looool was a wine glass in my hand . FML

#6082159
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6100) - you deserved it (45841)

On 10/31/2009 at 10:30am - health - by alcoholic (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

2day my husband asked me fir permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML

#5086077
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73330) - you deserved it (6311)

On 09/06/2009 at 5:35pm - love - by mandinga (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, ( Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes! ) When I sat back down, I saw teres in his eyes, and he said, ( You've made me the happiest man alive ) as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML

#4340185
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26477) - you deserved it (97261)

On 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm - love - by dundundadumb (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was Hard At Work Cleaning Up From A Party I Had While My Parents Were Out 4 The Night. Not A Bottle Of Beer Or A Rd Cup Was Left 4 Them To Find. However, My Parents Did Find Two Of My Friends In There Bedroom, Still Passd Out And Nakd From Beer And Sex Last Night.

#2685483
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17973) - you deserved it (73799)

On 06/07/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by zep (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today... my boss in my police dept. told me to start enforcing the "no bikes on sidewalks" law which we usually ignore. I pulled up behind the first person I saw riding a bike on a sidewalk an flashed my lights. It turned out to be a boy with down syndrome who was so upset he cried an peed. FML

#1873623
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71502) - you deserved it (13386)

On 05/12/2009 at 2:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my Christian boyfriend of six months broke up with me. I had told him when we startd dating that I was an atheist, and he just now decidd to look up wat it is. He gave me a bible.

#320737
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69783) - you deserved it (16387)

On 03/14/2009 at 12:48pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , a man in my town was arrestd 4 hiding methanphetamine in a hollowd out walking cane and distributing it to the population of his retrement complex. That man was my 58 year old father. FML

#259923
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69360) - you deserved it (2907)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)



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