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iamtheinsomniac
  • Town/Country : Putty, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 April 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 137
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About iamtheinsomniac : Not much. I am a klutz, and my cat scares me a lot.

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Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40289) - you deserved it (4831)

On 10/17/2013 at 11:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, a friend complimented me on my "smoky eyeshadow". I wasn't wearing eye makeup. She was complimenting the result of my insomnia. FML

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On 10/02/2013 at 12:22pm - health - by Tired (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML

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On 09/18/2013 at 12:55pm - health - by GogurtBadass - United States (Washington)



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