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iampoughkeepsie

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iampoughkeepsie

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 321
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About iampoughkeepsie : I. Am. Poughkeepsie.

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Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quoting what seemed like random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work out what he meant. Not only was I mistaken for a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41632) - you deserved it (4598)

On 04/01/2014 at 8:02pm - love - by that kind of girl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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