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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 416
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About iampoughkeepsie : I. Am. Poughkeepsie.

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Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quoting what seemed like random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work out what he meant. Not only was I mistaken for a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43385) - you deserved it (4762)

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