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About iampoughkeepsie : I. Am. Poughkeepsie.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quoting what seemed like random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work out what he meant. Not only was I mistaken for a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML
Friday 5 February 2016