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iamananglophile
  • Town/Country : Paradise, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 January 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26895) - you deserved it (8841)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)



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