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  • Number of visits : 7840
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About iamabamf : Why can't I change my username? Fuck.

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Today, it's been tree weeks since I started using a air-growt sampoo in te opes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make te air I do ave monstrously busy, bot upstars and down. FML

#19658490
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17814) - you deserved it (3886)

On 05/21/2012 at 6:47pm - health - by bear - Norway (Nordland)

Today, I Photoshopped A Picture For Mah Facebook Profile So Mah Stomach Would Look A Little Flatter . I Came Back Later, Only To Fine Someone Had Said, ( What In God's Name Is This? Is Your Belly Duck-facing? ) An Half A Dozen Other Insults . FML

#19658445
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6501) - you deserved it (38539)

On 05/21/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by Cam (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

today I was really sick. I had been sneezing all day and my skin had startd to dry out. When my mom askd me if I needd anything, I immediately respondd with "lotion and tissues," realizing what I was suggesting. She then talkd to me fir 20 minutes about how "masturbation is okay." FML

#19650159
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26592) - you deserved it (3018)

On 05/20/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by sick and awkward - United States (Maryland)

Today, grlfriend went in fir a kiss too fast and broke front toot. FML

#19649940
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23742) - you deserved it (2191)

On 05/20/2012 at 1:19am - misc - by slayerdeath - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME. HE SAID IT WAS CUZ MAH MOM'S LAZY EYE CREEPS HIM OUT, AND THAT MAH DAD HATES HIM. SHE DOESN'T HAVE A LAZY EYE, HE'S NEVER MET MAH DAD, NEVER SEEN MAH MOM, AND NOW ACCORDING TO HIS FRIENDS, HE'S BEEN CHEATING ON ME FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS. FML

#19648207
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28373) - you deserved it (2139)

On 05/19/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sri Lanka (Western)

TODAY I WAS ABOUT TO GET IN THE SHOWER,HEN I FELT AN ODD ITCH IN MY NAVEL. I SAW WAT I THOUGHT WAS BELLYBUTTON LINT, SO I PULLD ON IT, AND QUICKLY REALIZD WAT I HAD BETWEEN MY FINGERS WAS A STILL-SQUIRMING, HEADLESS TICK. FML

#19648090
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28443) - you deserved it (2505)

On 05/19/2012 at 6:54pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, mah daughter's bd broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountain of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bd broke. FML

#19646260
272 comments

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On 05/19/2012 at 11:08am - intimacy - by maggierose171 - United States (Wisconsin)

Yesterday, at mah wedding, mah husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason mah husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML

#19644675
102 comments

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On 05/19/2012 at 12:17am - love - by Asdf649 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shrt that my therapist gave me didn't fit . FML

#19644277
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26607) - you deserved it (6037)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Was At The Laundromathen A Huge, Tattoo-covered Man Wearing Nothing But Denim Booty Short An A Wife-beater Sat Down Beside Me. He Stared At Me 4 Ahile, Before Telling Me All About How I Reminded Him Of His ( Frst Prison Bitch. ) FML

#19644212
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25350) - you deserved it (1943)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right looool as thing got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML

#19643337
127 comments

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On 05/18/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by iris (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was requird to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off an I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML

#19642292
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27968) - you deserved it (2968)

On 05/18/2012 at 3:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying ( You need to lower your standards. ) FML

#19637650
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26592) - you deserved it (2714)

On 05/17/2012 at 5:07pm - love - by colts609380 - United States (California)

2day as part of ma medical anatomy course, I ad to give a presentation about an STD and te effect it as on women . Te class was comprised almost entirely of girls . I become extremely anxiou and accidentally stated "Vagina r smelly" as ma opening statement . fat FML

#19637447
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14711) - you deserved it (25599)

On 05/17/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Taday Frst Date Consistd Of Him And Me In The Emergency Room Of The Hospital After His Little Brother Hit Me In The Face With A Baseball Bat. FML

#19635383
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22786) - you deserved it (1641)

On 05/17/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by secret_source (woman) - United States



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