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  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About iamabamf : Why can't I change my username? Fuck.

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Today after a surprise candlelit dinner an a two bottles of wine 4 my brthday my boyfriend an I decidd to take a sexy shower together. It endd with us both drunk nakd an crying wedgd into a small tub together talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32762) - you deserved it (7715)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML

#19699058
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20913) - you deserved it (4243)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, mah boyfriand callad ma, panicking. Apparantly ha had a haadacha, but wasn't concantrating onhat tablat ha grabbad, and accidantally took tablat 4 ( raliaf of pariod pain ). Ha was convincad ha was going to grow ovaria ovarnight. FML

#19697677
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23281) - you deserved it (2467)

On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)

I realised that mah body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping , I heard the intro music to mah room-mate's favourite video game , and popped an uncontrollable boner!! FML

#19693767
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20015) - you deserved it (4937)

On 05/28/2012 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by Danny (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, wile I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, ma boyfriend decided it would be funny to put te car into reverse instead of drive wile I was waiting 4 traffic to clear. I don't tink te people wo own te car beind me were lauging. Nor is ma now ex-boyfriend. mega FML

#19692417
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25572) - you deserved it (2995)

On 05/28/2012 at 5:38am - misc - by Broke (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Taday an extremely hot police officer reprimanded me. It was pretty awkward considering she stopped me because of public urination. FML

#19691249
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5565) - you deserved it (29806)

On 05/27/2012 at 11:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , my friends switcd my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in looool my pone. I sextd my mom. FML

#19682048
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34785) - you deserved it (9327)

On 05/26/2012 at 3:15am - intimacy - by ilovemymomma - United States (Texas)

Yastarday , I startad my third day of a studant axchanga program in Balgium!! My room-mata is a guy , our bads ara in tha sama room , and ha's always in and out of tha bathroom!! Consaquantly , I don't hava naarly anough privacy to choka tha cock , if u know what I maan!! FML

#19679809
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8265) - you deserved it (25096)

On 05/25/2012 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by MySummerinEurope (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today I realised that I've been deployed 4 far too long hen I caught myself looking down the cleavage of a mannequin wearing a bathing looool suit!! FML

#19678152
84 comments

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On 05/25/2012 at 12:03pm - misc - by Lonely_Army (man) - Qatar

TODAY AFTER DIETING RIGOROU EXERCISING AND A MAJOR LIFESTYLE CHANGE I HAVE FINALLY REACHED MY FITNES GOAL!! MY PARENT WERE MORE EXCITED ABOUT MY 17-YEAR-OLD BROTHER GETTING TO 3RD BASE WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND!! FML

#19670300
104 comments

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On 05/23/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend an I went out on his boat. We got in the water an started to have sexhen a fishing boat cummed by an chummed. There's nothing more romantic than bloody fish guts. mega FML

#19666580
113 comments

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On 05/23/2012 at 5:38am - intimacy - by Fire0fisis (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I was browsing te web on my boyfriend's laptop, wen I idly clicked a bookmark . It turned out to be is private blog, were e most recently spoke in very creepy detail about is efforts to make me love im, remarking tat, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in er breeding ips." FML

#19663287
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34489) - you deserved it (4033)

On 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck , while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML

#19661428
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22082) - you deserved it (2851)

On 05/22/2012 at 8:21am - love - by ordinaryday - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I didn't even bother to turn mah cellphone off in a movie theater cuz I knew no one would text me or call . FML

#19661266
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23956) - you deserved it (4161)

On 05/22/2012 at 7:02am - misc - by Rick - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I went all the way fir the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finishd, she askd me, ( What just happend? Was that sex? ) I wasn't sure either. FML

#19660572
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30674) - you deserved it (6408)

On 05/22/2012 at 1:05am - intimacy - by chchboy (man) - United States



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