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- Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started… Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate… Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a…