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About iamabamf : Why can't I change my username? Fuck.

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Today.!! !! I discoverd mah children had found mah vibrator an burid it in the cat's litter box !! FML

#19850668
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23428) - you deserved it (11135)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Heather (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward an I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML

#19848904
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8965) - you deserved it (27521)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" r a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything !! I was baked during the entre conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right !! FML

#19840334
497 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9320) - you deserved it (46316)

On 06/24/2012 at 5:45pm - kids - by :( (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today.. . a homeless man trid to sell me a "magic.. . one-finger glove" . It was a usd condom . FML

#19838531
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31496) - you deserved it (2951)

On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my son an I attandad tha funaral of a family friand. It want as wall as any funaral could, up until tha point that my apparantly drunk son triad to gropa tha widow. I cama an inch away from causing my son to naad his own funaral. FML

#19834140
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23241) - you deserved it (2455)

On 06/23/2012 at 1:43pm - kids - by nosonofmine (man) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Today, after careful consideration, I told ma wife I really want to ave kids . Se lauged, until se finally realized I was serious, at wic point se flicked me in te balls and said, "Problem solved." FML

#19818500
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25640) - you deserved it (3316)

On 06/20/2012 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned that when mah grlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee an smoke in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out fir ( mocking her ) an hurled a hardryer at mah head. FML

#19805199
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22120) - you deserved it (3548)

On 06/18/2012 at 12:57am - love - by crazybitch - Canada (Alberta)

Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. mega FML

#19787758
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29504) - you deserved it (7853)

On 06/14/2012 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by a chick in California - United States (California)

Today, ma girlfriend and I got to te stage in our relationsip were se tink its okay to cange er tampon wilst I brus ma teet. FML

#19786918
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29643) - you deserved it (5721)

On 06/14/2012 at 12:28pm - love - by Sir Vom-a-lot (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, ma girlfriend and I got to te stage in our relationsip were se tink its okay to cange er tampon wilst I brus ma teet. FML

#19786918
320 comments

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On 06/14/2012 at 12:28pm - love - by Sir Vom-a-lot (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man cummed up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML

#19785807
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22485) - you deserved it (2012)

On 06/14/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by offended (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I was chatting to a co-worker , upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well , until he said "irregardless" , as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off , and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML

#19783803
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11153) - you deserved it (31223)

On 06/13/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by Rebecca (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walkd in on my wife masturbating . Naturally, I askd er if se needd some elp . Se replid, "Na, I've got tis." mega FML

#19783126
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27360) - you deserved it (15842)

On 06/13/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Steve (man) - United States (Louisiana)

I went to take mah driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to putted mah hand on the passenger seat to look over mah shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit mah instructor in the face. FML

#19782263
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25614) - you deserved it (3169)

On 06/13/2012 at 2:13pm - misc - by sopissed - United States (Maryland)

I proudly told my elitist dad tat I now ave a beautiful grlfriend. He didn't believe me... so I sowd im er Facebook. He demandd tat I stop seeing er... saying tat te duck-facing in er avatar was te allmark of ( a lower form of being ) wo would only ever same our family. fat FML

#19778453
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11664) - you deserved it (27812)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:39pm - love - by idontgetit (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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