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iSLEEKZEBRA
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 April 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 877
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About iSLEEKZEBRA : Hi, I'm Katie. (:
I dance & play sports -- the usual.
I'm sarcastic and like to make fun of people :x
&& idk.

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Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML

#3261545
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60734) - you deserved it (25386)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:05am - kids - by poormom (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked my mother if we could test me for OCD, since so many people have suggested to me that I might have it. She smiles at me and says, "No, honey, you're just really really weird." FML

#3246317
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38530) - you deserved it (6048)

On 06/26/2009 at 3:48pm - health - by sad_panda (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

#3229865
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63021) - you deserved it (37025)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML

#3168313
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43279) - you deserved it (2528)

On 06/24/2009 at 6:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML

#3091198
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72149) - you deserved it (4245)

On 06/21/2009 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by picaru (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized how much I hate my apartment. Not only can I hear my creepy upstairs neighbor having sex with random hookers every few night, I can also hear him everytime he takes a shit. I honestly don't know which is worse. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48613) - you deserved it (2499)

On 06/21/2009 at 8:05am - intimacy - by Steph (woman) - Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya)



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