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iOceanus

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3077
  • Number of comments : 289
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About iOceanus : I enjoy reading manga, watching anime, and playing video games. Otaku and proud! ^_^☆ Send me a message, and I'll entertain you! I'll talk about anything, really. :P Although, I'm usually lurking on FML at night! Sayonara mina-san!
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The bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lie.
-Anonymous

You reap what you sow. -Many people

Do or do not, there is no try. -Master Yoda

True freedom lies within ones thoughts.
-Anonymous

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iOceanus's favorite FMLs

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room an fine a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML

#21345231
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28812) - you deserved it (1983)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by I'm screwed - United States (Pennsylvania)

TADAY I FOUND OUT MY BOYFRIEND DRESSE IN MY UNDERWEAR AND TIGHTS, TAKES SUGGESTIVE SHOTS OF HIS ASS AND LEGS, AND USES THEM TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO THINKING HE'S A GIRL SO THEY BUY HIM STUFF IN HIS ONLINE GAMES. FML

#21340885
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32787) - you deserved it (3411)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found out mah 7-year-old daughter really did lie about mah husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge 4 being groundd, and that he never cheatd on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me 4 not believing him when he denid it. FML

#21327839
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23403) - you deserved it (42534)

On 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm - kids - by skanula414 (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today I Witnessed My Very Overweight Cat Trying To Jump Over My Fence Only To Shit Himself Half Way Up An Then Land In It. Real FML

yesterday I found a hornet's nest in the backyard, so I called my brother over to take a look!! He said "Hmm, wonder how fast u can run." then hurled a rock at the nest an sprinted back to the house!! I wasn't so fast!! I now feel lyk someone's beaten me half to death with a cactus!! FML

#21323182
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32858) - you deserved it (3391)

On 12/24/2014 at 9:43am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took a crap!! When I stood up to admre mah handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet!! I freaked out lyk a little grl, thinking I was bleeding out of mah ass!! Then I noticed the ketchup packets mah roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me!! FML

#21319149
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29967) - you deserved it (5727)

On 12/17/2014 at 1:47pm - misc - by RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today , I had a rough day and was extremely tred!! I took a nap on the couch , and woke up to a guy robbing mah house!! I pretended I was still sleeping , waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely!! I ended up falling back asleep!! FML

#21219246
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41676) - you deserved it (21430)

On 07/24/2014 at 11:59am - misc - by FML - United States (Virginia)

Today, I tried fixing mah dad's lawnmower after he said, "Girls can't change a lightbulb right, let alone fix a machine." An hour later, when I had the lawnmower running again, he bitched me out 4 trying to make him "look stupid." He's been sulking an acting pissy ever since . FML

#21218479
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51991) - you deserved it (4350)

On 07/23/2014 at 4:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, ma boyfriend said we can't ave sex wit te ligt on anymore. He said e can never finis cuz te face I makeen I orgasm makes im laug. FML

#21216984
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39559) - you deserved it (25438)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:55am - intimacy - by teegtwo (woman) - United States

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my nieghbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

#21206177
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40396) - you deserved it (6135)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my road raga got so out of and tat I'm now actually inclind to onk obnoxiously at my computar wan it's baing slow . maga FML

#21204164
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28950) - you deserved it (14936)

On 07/09/2014 at 4:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I haard back from a company that I racantly intarviawd with . Thay told ma I didn't gat tha job cuz "it was obvious that I had baan coachd." I wasn't . Sorry that I actually rasaarchd tha company unlika tha rast of tha nit-wit candidatas . FML

#21203575
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45997) - you deserved it (3523)

On 07/09/2014 at 1:02am - work - by jobless (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, My Grlfriend Was Feeling Down Cuz She Has Putted On Some Weight. I Tried To Make Her Feel Better By Showing Her I Can Still Pick Her Up. I Can, An I Was Even Able To Hide The Fact That I Shat Myself Doing It. I'm So Romantic. Real FML

#21200680
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53102) - you deserved it (8248)

On 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm - love - by oh shit (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Opened Mah Window Due To The Good Weather. I Was Lucky Enough To Listen To The Sounds Of Someone Violently Throwing Up For Over An Hour. The Window Got Stuck Open. Fat FML

#21196634
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35925) - you deserved it (4055)

On 07/02/2014 at 8:59pm - health - by Anonymous -

Today , my 6-year-old brother showed me the ( books ) he's been writing fir the past week . My parents , who are first-generation immigrants , want him to take the books to school to show everyone . My only problem with this? The main character's name is ( Wanker ) . FML

#21195314
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36240) - you deserved it (3256)

On 07/01/2014 at 5:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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