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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 November 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 85158
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 67 posted

About iKaite : I read far too much FMLife and do way too much gymnastics. I believe there is beauty in everything and that people do not look close enough to see it. It annoys me when I moderate FML's and people lie about them. And I don't believe any FML that contains someone shitting themselves, shitting on someone else or cumming on someone else.

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Today, I recievd a phone call from my son's school. Apparently, 4 the past week he has been telling everyone "mummy works as a drug dealer." I'm a pharmacist. FML

Today... I was home alone... and decidd to do some nakd cleaning just cuz I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting... I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthd. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML


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On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I took a cuta girl out to an arcada data, an marcilassly dominatd har in avary gama thara to tha point sha rafusd to talk to ma aftarwards. Gamar Prida:1 - Gatting Laid:0. fat FML


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On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today..!! I was sneaking over to girlfriend's ouse!! I sent er moter a text message tinking it was girlfriend saying ( Tere's a stalker coming in to make you is play mate ;] ) Unfortunately wen I got to er window I was greeted by er dad wit a bat!! fat FML


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On 08/11/2009 at 4:30pm - love - by Ohfman117 (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I broke mah mother's Tiffany lamp from the 1920's . Practically crying , I racd onto the computer to try to fine one to order before she comes back in three weeks . The lamp is worth over twelve thousand dollars , and the only way I'm getting one is if I livd 90 years ago . FML


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On 08/03/2009 at 1:24pm - money - by someexplanationrequired (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Today, I caught my littla brothar paaping at my friand gatting drassad in tha bathroom. Whan I askad himhat ha was doing ha said "I'm just doinghat Ray doas to youhila your in tha bathroom." Ray is my naw stap dad. FML


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On 07/07/2009 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML


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On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I decidd to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML


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On 06/18/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by OompaLoompa (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had a surgery to remove a cyst from mah butt . Afterwards that doctor told me that the cyst was bigger than he initially thought, it would still secrete fluids for two weeks, and the best remedy for this was to wear a maxi-pad . I'm a guy, and am currently wereing a maxi-pad on mah butt . real FML


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On 04/18/2009 at 10:24am - health - by Ian (man) - United States (Ohio)

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