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iHiccupBS

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iHiccupBS

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3189
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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iHiccupBS's favorite FMLs

Today, my psycho, animal-hating neighbour "accidentally" ran over my cat. This is the second time he's "accidentally" done this to a neighbourhood pet since he moved in, three weeks ago. FML

#21157136
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49865) - you deserved it (3724)

On 05/30/2014 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends, when I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, and he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, and it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML

#20788974
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57811) - you deserved it (18069)

On 07/17/2013 at 7:15pm - kids - by WasntMe - United States

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14845) - you deserved it (50262)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months told me he was not going to celebrate Valentine's day because it was a "capitalistic consumerism holiday". He works in a bank and helps "capitalism consumerism" 364 days a year. FML

#8043963
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24713) - you deserved it (5042)

On 02/09/2010 at 4:49am - misc - by Brokenheartz - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML

#3875775
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51267) - you deserved it (7796)

On 07/19/2009 at 3:25am - work - by Eh... (man) - Ukraine (Kyyivs'ka Oblast')



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