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- Title : Mister
- Birth Date : Thursday 23 May 1985 (30 years old)
- <3 status : Single
- Number of visits : 3076
- Number of comments : 17
- Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted
About iGiveNoDamn : Who cares?!!!
About iGiveNoDamn : Who cares?!!!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
by AshlynnPrime / 11/14/2013 at 5:44pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
by Anonymous / 11/14/2013 at 5:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by Alice99 / 11/12/2013 at 12:39pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by lbg2msf / 11/06/2013 at 1:08pm / United States (Mississippi) / Animals
Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML
by barebackingit / 11/04/2013 at 2:17pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness of pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML
by "ironyyyyyyy" -_- / 10/31/2013 at 12:58pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, my son came home for the fifth time saying he didn't get the job, wondering what he did wrong. I looked at his resumé; under special skills was, "Keeping it real." Apparently he saw it in a movie and thought it would work. FML
by Wheredigowrong / 10/21/2013 at 12:18am / United States (Iowa) / Kids
by Teiu88 / 10/20/2013 at 10:34am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/20/2013 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Work
Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML
by Anonymous / 10/12/2013 at 6:03pm / Iceland (Borgarfjardarsysla) / Health
Today, I was struggling to move a large bookshelf downstairs. Mid-way down, the weight became too much for me and I desperately yelled to my dad for help. He stood at the top of the stairs and said, "Cash or broken bones. How much's it worth, son?" I'm now £50 poorer. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 6:20pm / United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne) / Money
by natattack / 09/11/2013 at 5:35pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML
by Anonymous / 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by ugh Buck! / 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/01/2013 at 7:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous