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iGiveNoDamn
  • Town/Country : Johannesburg, South Africa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 May 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 745
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37309) - you deserved it (2567)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:14pm - love - by Saberwolf (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML

#14945401
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25794) - you deserved it (3137)

On 02/12/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Austin - United States (California)

Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

#14490240
129 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML

#13675906
92 comments

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On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

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417 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

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234 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML

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On 08/13/2010 at 12:28pm - kids - by Bullet - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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228 comments

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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML

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336 comments

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On 06/03/2010 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by Allie - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was rejected for a job I really wanted, they said I didn't have enough experience. I designed the systems they are implementing. FML

#7158540
56 comments

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On 01/05/2010 at 2:16am - work - by Me - France

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML

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117 comments

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On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
125 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
125 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML

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145 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)



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