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Today, I received an email with a link to a story about a manho lost 650 pounds. I ignored it, until I sawho sent it. My mom, with the message "Maybe there's hope 4 you." FML

#3740812
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41314) - you deserved it (8110)

On 07/14/2009 at 7:41am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, FIANCÉ AND I TOURD OUR DREAM OME. I WAS SO EXCITD ABOUT IT TAT I POSTD ALL KINDS OF PICTURES OF IT ON FACEBOOK. MY BOSS' DAUGTER JUST CALLD AND SAID SE LOVD PICTURES SO MUC SE MADE AN OFFER ON TE OUSE. WE WERE 1 WEEK AWAY FROM MAKING AN OFFER. FML

#3729868
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48325) - you deserved it (30988)

On 07/13/2009 at 10:16pm - money - by Homeless (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while I was working as a waitress, I had to wait on a table of 13 people. I was struggling through it an when they finally left I went by the table to pick up mah tip. Instead of a money I got a napkin saying "Here's your tip, don't be a waitress." FML

#3729416
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55044) - you deserved it (6421)

On 07/13/2009 at 10:04pm - work - by Nick (woman) - United States (Arizona)

2day I had to claan walls with thosa Mr Claan Magic Spongas bacausa wa wara having visitors. I got bord an startd drawing panisas with it bacausa thay would laava wat marks. Thara is nothing magic about how slow thay dry whan your visitors coma an hour aarly. Thay saw all tan of tham. FML

#3723567
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8376) - you deserved it (59815)

On 07/13/2009 at 6:18pm - misc - by iJehx (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I proposed to a grl I'd been in love with 4 6 years!! I filled the balcony of the building where I'd frst laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it!! She later posted on facebook 'OMG!! This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'!! FML

#3720470
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56966) - you deserved it (29669)

On 07/13/2009 at 4:16pm - love - by JackOLantern (man) - Satellite Provider

Today... I found out I was pregnant. When I told mah boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said... ( I'm not going to lie... I didn't always pull out fast. ) fat FML

#3711192
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21360) - you deserved it (84351)

On 07/13/2009 at 5:17am - intimacy - by air (woman) - United States (Utah)

Tadayhile eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into mah nose. I spent the next 5 minute trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into mah nostril. FML

#3708472
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35054) - you deserved it (11453)

On 07/13/2009 at 2:17am - misc - by zombielover1 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping 4 me. FML

#3706736
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22109) - you deserved it (42096)

On 07/13/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by greek_dancer (woman) - United States

Yesterday , I had gotten home from dropping mah boyfriend offhen mah dad said "your phones been buzzing". I had a text saying "you're grounded," from mah Dad. My Alarm saying 'Birth Control Pill' had been going off 4 a half hourhile I was gone. FML

#3704342
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39076) - you deserved it (29679)

On 07/13/2009 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying ( I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this. ) FML

#3698192
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40686) - you deserved it (19654)

On 07/12/2009 at 8:41pm - love - by Dee (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I was at Target with mah mom an we finishd purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said... ( This thing is too big to fit in. ) Frst thing mah mom yells? ( THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! ) an starts laughing hysterically in front of the entre store. FML

#3692539
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45908) - you deserved it (11526)

On 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by embarrassed (man) - United States (North Carolina)

today I was on girlfriand's computar. Whan saarching on googla , har browsing history poppad up. Tha first thing was "Bast position for a small panis." FML

#3691268
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86350) - you deserved it (13468)

On 07/12/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by wtf (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed mah mom in the process. My girlfriend took off mah pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds looool of hearing what was going on, mah mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to mah apartment. FML

#3669335
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48284) - you deserved it (7993)

On 07/11/2009 at 3:38pm - intimacy - by policeopenup (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in mah grade were commenting on mah photo because they knew the location of it. They then started to have a conversation an they planned a whole social event. On mah photo. I wasn't invited. FML

#3669068
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46480) - you deserved it (3871)

On 07/11/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by laurraaa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a parking ticket fir $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. fat FML

#3668962
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41702) - you deserved it (28738)

On 07/11/2009 at 3:22pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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