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  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 December 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a ( quiet brthday with some friends, ) what I really meant was ( hring a stripper to jump out of a cake. ) FML

#7420693
284 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Taday I cummed home from a long day at work to fine a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming looool over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML

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117 comments

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On 01/15/2010 at 3:33am - love - by Romantic (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was saying goodbya to my 5 yaar old son bafora dropping him at my mom's, as I was laaving for two days, and told him I would miss him. Ha says "l won't miss you, I navar miss u whan u r gona."

#7294242
72 comments

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On 01/12/2010 at 1:46am - kids - by mandiballz - United States (California)

Today... some drunk dude broke into my househile my parents were out. Scared... I asked him wat he wanted... his response was "cookies." FML

#7264308
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Today... some drunk dude broke into my househile my parents were out. Scared... I asked him wat he wanted... his response was "cookies." FML

#7264308
184 comments

Today..!! this girl I lyk just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures!! We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend..!! but I can to you!! I don't know..!! it's lyk the uglier the boy..!! the more comfortable I am with him." fat FML

#7256679
110 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I dressed up, went over to mah boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman.

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158 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorn with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walkd up to me read mah shirt then punchd looool me in the balls. FML

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102 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by squirrel (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking bered, whispering: “He looks lyk Jesus.” FML

#6842444
115 comments

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On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

I was about to proposa. I got on my knaa in front of my grlfriand and opanad tha box. My friand thought it would ba funny to raplaca tha ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

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On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woka up to mah boyfriand's crazy ax, who lat harsalf in with har old kay. Sha scraamd at ma to gat out of "har" bd, snatchd "har" blankat off of mah body, and finally draggd tha bd itsalf out tha door. I was still in it. FML

Today I saw four-year-old son running around outside an copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside I saw dog eating a dead rabbit an son doing the same. mega FML

#6741094
117 comments

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On 12/13/2009 at 7:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY , I MET A GIRLHO'S THEHOLE PACKAGE: BRAINS , BEAUTY , SHARD INTERESTS , GREAT PERSONALITY , SINGLE , AN INTO ME . TOO BAD I MARRID MY BITCHY , DEPRESSIVE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLFRIENDHO SAID SHE'D KILL HERSELF IF I DIDN'T . SOMETIMES , SHE STILL TELLS ME SHE'LL DO IT IF WE DIVORCE . I BELIEVE HER . FML

#6677904
292 comments

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On 12/09/2009 at 8:27am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my greatgrandpa cummd over for dinner. Halfway troug te meal, e poopd imself. My family went troug te rest of te meal acting like we adn't noticd to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister cummd ome and immediately yelld, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He crid. FML

#6676147
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43316) - you deserved it (2670)

On 12/09/2009 at 2:39am - misc - by PoorGramps - United States (Texas)



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