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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 June 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1699
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About iCreate : I'm a student! I Love music, movies, comedy´s, reading, going out, nice weather, sleeping, running and any water sports!

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TODAY, I SENT MY BOYFRIEND A TEXT ASKING HIM TO COME OVER A LITTLE LATER AN HAVE SOME "FUN" WITH ME. HE TEXTED BACK, "WTF BABE? BREAKING BAD'S ON TONIGHT. YOU GOT A DILDO, FUCKING USE IT." FML

#20900698
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63570) - you deserved it (26415)

On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE A LOSER IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDSHO ALL HAVE GIRLFRIENDS, MAH BROTHER MADE UP A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP. HE ASKD ME TO GIVE HIM A HICKEY IN EXCHANGE 4 50 EUROS. OUR PARENTS WALKD IN ON US. FML

#19561833
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14622) - you deserved it (52362) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in looool the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To mah horror, he pulled in behind me and asked wat I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10682) - you deserved it (63785)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriand startad a month-long pariod of not talking to ma . Ona of har mala friands,ho is a salf-stylad astrologist, told har thara ara "bad omans" in our ralationship fir tha coming waaks . I don't know if I should dump har fir baing gullibla or just plain stupid .

#18943395
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24135) - you deserved it (3229)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today , I attamptad to chaat on a tast by writing soma notas on my hand. During tha tast I had a quastion. I raisad my hand. FML

#18855245
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6884) - you deserved it (74558)

On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. fat FML

#18819143
426 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30467) - you deserved it (6893)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I DRASSAD UP AS SANTA CLAUS FIR MY AMPLOYAAS' CHILDRAN. AFTAR SAAING ALL THA OTHARS, MY DAUGHTAR'S TURN ARRIVAD. SHA SAT ON MY LAP, PUT HAR LIPS TO MY AAR, AND WHISPARAD SOFTLY: ( I WANT A NAW DAD. ) FML

#18418543
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57138) - you deserved it (5697) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/03/2011 at 11:24am - kids - by perenoel - France

my house was broken into!! How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch!! She also left a note on the door saying so!! He stole all of my guitars!! real FML

#18404759
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31706) - you deserved it (2341)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:00pm - misc - by Aaron -

TODAY... AT MAH JOB AS A WAITRESS... I FELL... LANDD ON MAH ASS... MANAGING NOT TO SPILL THE DRINKS OR DROP THE FOOD IN MAH HANDS. A LITTLE BOY YELLD "NINJA WAITRESS!" EVERY ONE AT WORK HAS BEEN CALLING ME THAT ALL DAY... AND PURPOSELY BEEN TRYING TO TRIP ME TO SEE IF I COULD DO IT AGAIN. MEGA FML

#18390822
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36654) - you deserved it (5476)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

TODAY , I WAS AT WORK AS A CASHIER!! AN OLD LADY UNBAGGED EVERYTHING I HAD , AN ANGRILY "TAUGHT" ME HOW TO BAG!! SHE PUTTED POTATOES ON HER EGGS AN BROKE THEM!! SHE THEN SCREAMED THAT I WAS USELESS AN RETARDED IN FRONT OF ALL MAH OTHER CUSTOMERS AN MANAGER!! FML

#17925630
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32760) - you deserved it (1969)

On 10/07/2011 at 1:55am - work - by bdjsbskl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah mom admitted that she alway makes me put away the dishe cuz mah obsessive compulsive tendencie force me to arrange the glasse and silverware by size, just the way she likes them. FML

#17747814
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23339) - you deserved it (4531)

On 09/14/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by Awesome. (woman) - United States (Michigan)

I approachd mah daughter and told her she needs to clean her room . Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4 . FML

#17670632
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27194) - you deserved it (9301)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah boyfriand wrota ma a braak-up lattar, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31255) - you deserved it (4152)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, mah looool son is going through a rebellious phase!! He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places!! He was fired from his part-time job 4 swearing at customers!! My son is 29 years old!! FML

#16876528
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42370) - you deserved it (12410)

On 06/27/2011 at 2:26am - kids - by SheenaL (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad fakd a robbery to see me freak out. FML

#16525233
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34624) - you deserved it (6461)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)



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