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  • Birth Date : Friday 20 September 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1431
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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iBrittanyy's favorite FMLs

Today, I put on my new sexy lingerie to get my husband in the mood after work. When I walked into the kitchen where he was reading the newspaper, he eyed me and simply said, "Honey, please, your stomach is the biggest turnoff ever." FML

#12598629
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52086) - you deserved it (14628)

On 08/18/2010 at 2:23am - intimacy - by ...thanks honey - United States (California)

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

#7239167
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37476) - you deserved it (7380)

On 01/09/2010 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

#7239048
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31910) - you deserved it (11222)

On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got on a treadmill for the first time. I was running at a very high speed. I needed a break but didn't know how to get off. I decided to just let the machine take me to the edge so I could get off. I was thrown off the treadmill and landed with my happy sacks crashing into a dumbbell. FML

#7231973
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7996) - you deserved it (40258)

On 01/09/2010 at 5:17am - health - by King7 (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)



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