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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 557
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About iBeCareless : I'm the last of a dying breed. Live life, smoke trees.

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Today, dad has been hitting the bottle, an will only respond to anything looool I say in a slurrd rap. FML

#20539367
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28200) - you deserved it (2753)

On 03/11/2013 at 10:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

MY DAD OPENED A CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIE THAT READ, "EXPERIENCE IS THE NAME EVERYONE GIVES TO THIER MISTAKES." NOW HE WON'T STOP CALLING ME EXPERIENCE. FML

#20494543
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35778) - you deserved it (3276)

On 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm - misc - by Experience (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today , mah grlfriend lost her vrginity. I still have mine , though. FML

#20493004
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52901) - you deserved it (3427)

On 02/04/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went on anoter date wit a guy I've ad a crus on 4 a long time . Afterwards, we went back to ma place 4 te first time and tings got eated . Wile taking ma pants off, e recoiled and asked if I tougt it was still No Save November . FML

#20479641
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26565) - you deserved it (43611)

On 01/26/2013 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

TODAY, I WAS DRIVING MAH 9 MONTH PREGNANT SISTER AROUND IN OUR GOLF CART AND IT DID!! I HAD TO PUSH IT THE REST OF THE WAY HOME!! SHE WOULDN'T STOP FAKING GOING INTO LABOR!! FML

#20477938
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30511) - you deserved it (3968)

On 01/25/2013 at 10:49am - misc - by really?!? - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I caugt my boyfriend secretly using my air straigtenerile I was in te oter room. Too embarrassed to talk to im about it, I left and came back later, only to discover im slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

#15588696
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47871) - you deserved it (7696)

On 04/01/2011 at 11:55am - misc - by WTF? - United Kingdom (London)

Today , wile at te mall I opend a batroom stall tinking nobody was in tere. Te door just didn't close properly. I it an elderly woman in te ead. fat FML

#15464639
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21831) - you deserved it (9436)

On 03/24/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by FckMyLife (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today.. . I want downstairs aftar a family argumant . Tha front door was kickad in.. . tha sink faucat was snappad off.. . an thara wara brokan platas all ovar tha kitchan floor . I latar found out that tha argumant was ovar who laft tha rafrigarator door opan . FML

#11017232
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30992) - you deserved it (2262)

On 06/06/2010 at 7:48pm - misc - by mark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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