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by Anonymous / 03/11/2013 at 10:03am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous
by Experience / 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/04/2013 at 12:17pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
by Anonymous / 01/26/2013 at 12:20pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Intimacy
by really?!? / 01/25/2013 at 10:49am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
by WTF? / 04/01/2011 at 11:55am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by FckMyLife / 03/24/2011 at 10:46am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went downstairs after a family argument. The front door was kicked in, the sink faucet was snapped off, and there were broken plates all over the kitchen floor. I later found out that the argument was over who left the refrigerator door open. FML
by mark / 06/06/2010 at 7:48pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
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