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- Title : Miss
- Birth Date : Wednesday 20 July 1994 (21 years old)
- <3 status : Not specified
- Number of visits : 998
- Number of comments : 0
- Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
by MeanMother / 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by … / 06/28/2012 at 10:20am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML
by apparantlyStupid / 06/27/2012 at 7:28pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by religionbites621 / 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
by OperaLover / 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my entire class, me included, has to rewrite the painfully difficult midterm we wrote last week. All this because the Professor left the exams strewn across her desk. The cleaners thought it was trash and disposed of them. FML
by HM / 04/06/2011 at 1:28pm / Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/24/2010 at 10:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, my girlfriend called me from her parents' house where she is visiting. They were BBQing outside when out of the blue her childhood friend Adam showed up at the door for the BBQ. She asked her parents why he was there, and her dad replied that he "wants her to know that she has options." FML
by Brandon / 08/03/2009 at 10:36pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
by jeeperspeepers / 08/02/2009 at 6:03pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
by treegirl / 07/26/2009 at 1:57am / United States / Love
Today, I was shopping at COSTCO for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me I heard somebody say "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML
by costcocondoms / 07/23/2009 at 1:23am / Mexico (Baja California) / Love
Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML
by MadMax / 07/16/2009 at 10:59am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML
by KBO / 06/08/2009 at 2:54am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
by SKuser / 05/19/2009 at 4:09am / China (Beijing) / Love
Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screams "Stop winking at me, you bastard! Don't even think about it, you ugly fuck!" FML
by ballerphilip23 / 05/15/2009 at 1:11pm / Austria (Wien) / Transportation