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iAlissa
  • Town/Country : Colorado, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 August 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 3686
  • Number of comments : 550
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About iAlissa : • Love drawing
• Soccer player
• Dog person
• Friendly
• Have a twin
• Atheist
• Adopted (yes my twin and I were adopted together)
• Animal lover
• Etcetera, blah blah blah.

No, I am not "Serenade" on the app iFunny. The creepy twat is using my picture.

I don't bite! Message me if you'd like!

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Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML

#20520975
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I agree, your life sucks (9075) - you deserved it (46472)

On 02/24/2013 at 10:41pm - misc - by Fox - United States

Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML

#20520888
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37728) - you deserved it (4535)

On 02/24/2013 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by pissed girlfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out and threatened to get a restraining order after I called him an asshole. I'm 16 weeks pregnant and over 1,000 miles away from my parents' house. FML

#20519336
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31193) - you deserved it (6430)

On 02/23/2013 at 8:47pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)



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