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by DisgustinglyFrustrated / 10/10/2013 at 11:40am / Argentina (Santa Fe) / Intimacy
by Anon / 10/09/2013 at 1:21am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
by Sadness / 10/07/2013 at 2:55pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
by loserllamalick / 10/07/2013 at 10:32am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working behind the bar at a club. After serving drinks to a guy, he asked me if I could carry them outside to the two girls waiting for him. I scowled at him and told him I wasn't a waitress. That's when I realised he had one arm. FML
by bitch / 10/07/2013 at 3:37am / Australia / Work
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
by ricky the sage / 10/04/2013 at 8:04pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by f.a.t. / 10/04/2013 at 4:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I summoned the courage to talk to my friends about the money they owe me for my photography services at their wedding. We had agreed on a fair price, but now they're pissed, claiming that I'm being selfish and should consider it my wedding gift to them. FML
by cheese / 09/26/2013 at 5:31pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Money
by Anonymous / 09/23/2013 at 2:15am / United States (California) / Work
by monkey / 09/19/2013 at 6:30am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by OldHabitsDieHard / 09/18/2013 at 10:53am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML
by fired / 09/17/2013 at 12:36am / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
by Anonymous / 09/16/2013 at 4:30pm / Transportation
by Anonynommer / 09/13/2013 at 7:13pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…