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huskies8

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 December 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About huskies8 : I like to ride dirt-bikes, I love skateboarding and hanging with friends. So yeah hit me up if you want

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Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

#21510678
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25352) - you deserved it (22380)

On 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that you can give your grandpa a Vietnam flashback when you set off a leftover firecracker from New Years. I also found out that a 76 year old hits pretty fucking hard when freaking out. FML

#21510579
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18811) - you deserved it (7677)

On 01/02/2016 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

#21510493
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9904) - you deserved it (23040)

On 01/02/2016 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I celebrated my 4-year anniversary with my girlfriend. We didn't have sex and we didn't even kiss. All I got to do was cuddle the stuffed Minion she got me for Christmas. FML

#21510303
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20463) - you deserved it (3053)

On 01/01/2016 at 5:41pm - love - by no love - United States

Today, a customer gave me hell because a high-spec game he bought wouldn't run on his ancient Windows XP PC. I ended up having to profusely apologize and refund him. Whoever coined the phrase "the customer is always right" should probably be shot, run over by a bus, then shot a few more times. FML

#21510144
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24273) - you deserved it (1774)

On 01/01/2016 at 9:28am - work - by fucking fuck off (man) - United States

Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML

#21510035
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21265) - you deserved it (4067)

On 01/01/2016 at 2:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I realised that it has got to the point that I don't even have to ask for my booze in the local off licence, they just hand me my bottle. FML

#21508725
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17079) - you deserved it (6065)

On 12/28/2015 at 1:30pm - health - by Cian_1 - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time when she noticed I only have one testicle. She immediately broke up with me, for she doesn't want her future sons to be gay because they'll only have half of their testosterone. FML

#21508578
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25827) - you deserved it (1666)

On 12/27/2015 at 11:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, after weeks of keeping it a secret, I excitedly gave my boyfriend what I thought to be the perfect Christmas present. Turns out lock picking sets are illegal in Ohio. FML

#21508274
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16648) - you deserved it (7361)

On 12/27/2015 at 12:18am - misc - by BahHumbug (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my father is really enjoying the iPhone my mother gave him for Christmas. He's enjoying it so much that he's already installed all sorts of dating apps. FML

#21508192
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20986) - you deserved it (1437)

On 12/26/2015 at 7:38pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Brazil (Santa Catarina)

Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML

#21507957
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24600) - you deserved it (2280)

On 12/26/2015 at 12:40am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my dad let me fire one of his guns. This was a big deal because he rarely lets anyone so much as touch them. I was so excited, I forgot about about the recoil. Now I'm in the ER with a broken nose. FML

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

#21507006
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17157) - you deserved it (13783)

On 12/23/2015 at 6:26pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I finally realized the toll working as a cashier 5 days a week during the holidays does to your psyche. I just said "Welcome To Walgreens", out of pure reflex, to my cat as she walked into my kitchen. FML

Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML

#21506054
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20118) - you deserved it (1499)

On 12/20/2015 at 11:24pm - work - by forever damaged - United States (New York)



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