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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 837
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About hurtfeet : Since no one will ever care about this page, I think it's safe to say I like indie bands, cats, coffee, tea, big sweaters, Tumblr, technology, art, and movies. I also like shopping at Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, ASOS and thrift shops. I enjoy spending time at local coffee/tea shops reading or blogging. I am an advocate of peace/equality because why not? Yes, the assumptions are true, I am homosexual, so please refrain from saying something derogative or degrading. Me being a homosexual does not mean I'm attracted to every man. As a monogamist, the idea of hookups and sexting w/random people I just met online doesn't appeal to me. I wish I had someone to cuddle under a thick blanket with, but that's not likely. I'm probably going to end up being a 50 year old virgin. If you did read this entire bio and haven't thought about beating me up, then I think you're amazing, and we should stay up until 5 in the morning watching TV shows together. -Meow- Tumblr & IG: repvgnant

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Fucked!<b>WordBea</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 4:53am<b>lalala96</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 7:03am<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 7:41am<b>Dogluvr1197</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 12:08am<b>Cozy_Blanket</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 4:38pm<b>KodiG</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 4:02pm<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 7:15am<b>Hop6e</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 1:50am<b>Zenithbeauty</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 4:03pm<b>WolfAvenge</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 8:46am<b>sulvan182</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:20pm<b>Zee_Mills</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 8:31am<b>nfedrichy</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 2:22am<b>jadalaheart</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 7:33am<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 11:28pm<b>XxDanno316xX</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 1:25pm<b>Toutejulie</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 10:18am<b>kj8387</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 4:27am

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