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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 660
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About hurtfeet : Since no one will ever care about this page, I think it's safe to say I like indie bands, cats, coffee, tea, big sweaters, Tumblr, technology, art, and movies. I also like shopping at Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, ASOS and thrift shops. I enjoy spending time at local coffee/tea shops reading or blogging if I have time. I am a feminist and an advocate of peace because why not? Apparently many people assume I'm homosexual. They're right, so please refrain from saying something derogative or degrading. Me being a homosexual does not mean I have a sexual attraction towards every man I come across. I wish I had someone to cuddle under a thick blanket with, but that's never going to happen. I'm probably going to end up on one of those shows about virgins someday, except I'll be 50. If you did read this entire bio and haven't thought about beating me up, then I think you're amazing, and we should stay up until 5 in the morning watching TV shows together. -Meow- Tumblr: repvgnant

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