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hurricane210

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hurricane210

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About hurricane210 : "You have many choices in life, never make giving up one of them."
New York born and raised but Charlotte's finest.
US Marine daughter and sister.
I'm very funny, dirty minded and awesome

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Today , I witnessd my psyco neigbor puttd er cat in a cage , cross into my backyard , and set te cage down before returning to er ouse . Se ten calld te cops and claimd I'd stolen er cat . Te cops didn't believe my side of te story for a second . FML

#21106030
125 comments

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On 04/06/2014 at 3:37pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) -

yesterday I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with mah grlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl... I reached over... grabbed mah grlfriend's boobs an yelled... "Claimed!" She shot back... "Yeah... they are. But not by you." FML

#21099560
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41452) - you deserved it (17835)

On 03/29/2014 at 5:57pm - love - by the other guy? (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, MAH GRANDMA REDUCD ME TO A SOBBING WRECK IN TWO SHORT SENTENCES, JUST TO WIN A BET AGAINST MAH MUM. FML

#21098667
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36096) - you deserved it (4333)

On 03/28/2014 at 4:25pm - misc - by :( (woman) - Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan)

Today, I wantad to try saducing mah boyfriand by having nothing but a t-shrt on 4han ha'd gat back from work. Ha cummad homa, saw ma, apologizad bashfully 4 failing to knock frst, an want back outsida. FML

#21097985
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43656) - you deserved it (6524)

On 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm - love - by oops (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I was sitting in the coffee shop where my boyfriend and I used to go before he broke up with me about a week ago. I was missing him and wishing he was there... when all of a sudden this 14-year-old kid comes up to me and says... "He's not coming... u may as well go home."

#21097979
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44090) - you deserved it (6342)

On 03/27/2014 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)

TODAY SOMAONA ON INSTAGRAM POSTAD A PICTURA OF HIMSALF WITH GYM LIFTING STRAPS AROUND HIS NACK. I COMMANTAD ( AUTOAROTIC ASPHYXIATION ) AND NOW A 250-POUND BODYBUILDAR WANTS TO KILL MA. FML

#21097153
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21490) - you deserved it (35939)

On 03/26/2014 at 6:39pm - health - by athletiks (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I faced my social anxiety and went to a chip shop on my own. I tried to have a conversation with the owner, but his thick accent made it difficult. He now knows where I live, what college I go to and I'm pretty sure I agreed to go to India with him. FML

#21096939
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37879) - you deserved it (7633)

On 03/26/2014 at 2:06pm - misc - by sociallyawkward (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I got billed 4 $80 of Justin Bieber music . It wouldn't have been so bad if it were mah daughterho bought it all, instead of mah husband . big fat FML

#21096936
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40635) - you deserved it (3953)

On 03/26/2014 at 2:00pm - misc - by husbands addiction - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS ORDERING A PIZZA OVER TE PONE. WEN TE GUY ASKED FOR MY ORDER, I YELLED ( HEY, YOU GUYS WANTED PEPPERONI, RIGT? ) IN REALITY, I WAS YELLING TIS TO MY CAT. COLLEGE ASN'T MADE ME MANY FRIEND SO FAR. FML

#21095295
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40854) - you deserved it (7962)

On 03/24/2014 at 4:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

at mah job as a bouncer at a music venue... a guy got his nose broken in a rowdy mosh pit. When I went to help him up and see if he was okay... he said... "It was an looool accident... please don't kick me out..." but the word "please" came out as a hot spray of his blood across mah face. FML

Today,hile we were having sex, my boyfriend asked me, ( Who's your daddy? ) I actually started thinking about my father. Total buzzkill. real FML

Taday My Boyfriend Told Me He Doesn't Know What It's Like To Be Turned On. Apparently , I've Been Doing Something Wrong Fir The Past Two Yeres. FML

#21094011
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47324) - you deserved it (6676)

On 03/23/2014 at 1:31am - intimacy - by BustedEgo (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I mat mah futura mothar-in-law . All want wall; sha complimantad mah looool drass, an I complimantad har haircut . Than sha an har son had a scraaming match ovar how our childran will ba fat bacausa of thara mothar . FML

#21093159
74 comments

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On 03/22/2014 at 12:49am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, Boyfriand Gava Ma An Annivarsary Prasant To Mark 5 Yaars Of Us Baing Togathar. It Was A Mooncup. FML

#21090330
116 comments

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On 03/18/2014 at 9:07pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

TODAY MY MOTHER TOOK ME TO GO AND SEE MY GRANDFATHER,HO I HADN'T SEEN SINCE I WAS 4. THE FIRST THING HE SAID TO ME WAS, "PFWOARR, LOOK AT THOSE TITS." BIG FAT FML

#21085518
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54669) - you deserved it (5752)

On 03/13/2014 at 5:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia



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