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hungarianhenry
  • Town/Country : dale county, murica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 January 1974 (40 years)
  • Number of visits : 29
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, someone hit my parked car. The impact caused the front of the car to go up onto the sidewalk, and I got a ticket for parking there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45764) - you deserved it (3182)

On 02/01/2014 at 2:47am - misc - by ccgundum (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend decided that he needed some time alone for a few weeks. This break just so happens to include our one year anniversary, Christmas, New Year's, and my birthday. Now I get to spend the next three weeks alone. FML

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On 12/18/2010 at 6:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18641) - you deserved it (5368)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by amg85904 - United States (Ohio)



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