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Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML


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On 07/05/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by shit... (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got called to a biker bar to break up a fight between my parents. FML


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On 07/04/2009 at 11:24am - misc - by hot_mess88 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML


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On 07/02/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by Kronic (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML


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On 06/26/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by LondonKitsch (woman) - United States

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