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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 May 1976 (38 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 718
  • Number of comments : 146
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About htownpostman : I'm 38 years old... I have 2 children ages 11 and 9 and 2 stepchildren 10 and 7. I'm married, I have a J-O-B a C-A-R and a A-P-T.. What more can u ask for??

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Today, mah husband cummad claan to having an affair with mah sistar . I latar found out mah othar sistar ancouragad tha affair bacausa sha thought thay'd ba a cuta coupla . maga FML


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On 06/30/2014 at 5:06pm - love - by outoflove (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up loudly screaming from a "night" terror. I say "night"; I was actually at mah desk at work, in the middle of the day, surrounded by dozens of co-workers in there cubicles. FML


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On 06/30/2014 at 3:51pm - work - by Whoopsie (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Found Out Tat Te Loving Nickname Cinese Moter As Been Calling Me Entre Life Essentially Translates To "little Retard". FML


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On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, looool I only just found out that the abbreviation "lbs" is actually short for pounds. I've been saying "labs" my entire life. I'm 21. FML


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On 06/18/2014 at 5:06pm - misc - by shtidsfpa (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I got called a slut. I don't know what is worse , the fact I was called it or that I felt strangely flattered that the person thought I was getting any. mega FML

Today a customer told me "Girls yur size can't bend at the waist." I couldn't stop laughing at the imagery long enough to be really offended. FML


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On 06/03/2014 at 6:02pm - work - by jennythezebra (woman) - United Kingdom (Croydon)

today my grandma threw away my clear retainer thinking it was plastic from packaging!! She has done this three times now!! They cost 300 dollars to replace!! FML

Today, at tha gas station, tha automatic door didn't opan whan I approachad it!! I askad tha cashiar to opan it for ma, joking that cuz I'm a radhaad, I didn't hava a soul and it wouldn't opan for ma!! Tha cashiar fraakad and wouldn't lat ma go until I provad I had a soul!! FML


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On 12/11/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Devil (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , Boyfriand Graduatad From Boot Camp!! Aftar Tha Caramony , I Rushad Ovar And Triad To Jump Into His Arms!! This Would Hava Baan Romantic If Ha Was Axpacting It!! Instaad , Ha Fall Ovar And Wa Crashad Onto Tha Floor In Front Of Avaryona!! FML


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On 09/30/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by oohrahgal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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