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htownpostman
  • Town/Country : houston, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 340
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About htownpostman : I'm 37.. 2 kids..a J-O-B a C-A-R and a A-P-T.. What more can u ask for??

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Today, I decided to try LSD with a few friends in a safe environment. As an artist, I had planned to spend my trip doing psychedelic paintings and had all my supplies set up. Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about the "evil easel" and never even touched my canvas. FML

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Today, I got a call from an angry parent telling me that I'm teaching her son and the other children in the class "wrong philosophies". This was all because I explained to the class that Michigan is divided into two parts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33402) - you deserved it (2005)

On 10/22/2013 at 5:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandma threw away my clear retainer thinking it was plastic from packaging. She has done this three times now. They cost 300 dollars to replace. FML

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33838) - you deserved it (3295)

On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

Today, my daughter had the words "Always classy, never trashy" tattooed across her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML

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On 12/15/2012 at 3:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at the gas station, the automatic door didn't open when I approached it. I asked the cashier to open it for me, joking that because I'm a redhead, I didn't have a soul and it wouldn't open for me. The cashier freaked and wouldn't let me go until I proved I had a soul. FML

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On 12/11/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Devil (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML

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On 12/10/2012 at 5:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan)

Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML

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On 09/30/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by oohrahgal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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