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  • Number of visits : 492
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hruiz : My name his hector. I like to meet new people. I love sports. I'm a runner. If you would like to talk just send me a message:) message me on kik: Hectorito17

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Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53335) - you deserved it (14928)

On 06/19/2014 at 10:37am - love - by stopinthenameoflove - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49806) - you deserved it (8190)

On 06/19/2014 at 10:33am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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