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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 October 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 379
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About howlingwolf89 : "One day I will find the right words and they will be simple"

I am not a graceful person.
I am not a Sunday morning or a Friday sunset.
I am a Tuesday 2 a.m., gunshots muffled by a few city blocks,
I am a broken window during February.
My bones crack on a nightly basis.
I fall from elegance with a dull thud,
and I apologize for my awkward sadness.
I sometimes believe that I don’t belong around people, that I belong to all the leap days that didn’t happen. The way light and darkness mix under my skin has become a storm. You don’t see the lightning, but you hear the echoes.

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