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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 October 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 469
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About howard007 : Random Asian guy who likes to workout and music

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50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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howard007's favorite FMLs

Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20749) - you deserved it (9788)

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