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hotel135's favorite FMLs
Today, my class had a very important meeting about workplace safety. I thought I led some of my classmates to the meeting very well, until they informed me that I accidentally ran a red light on the way there. They brought this infraction up during the class every chance they got. FML
by greeter / 10/18/2016 at 2:49am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Work
Today, while commuting to work on a peak hour train, I lost my balance and accidentally grabbed a bald mans head to steady myself. To make matters worse, the words "oh gosh, I'm so sorry. I thought you were a knob" came out of my mouth before I could think about what I was saying. FML
by ShameMonkey / 09/27/2016 at 6:15am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation
by Randomspaghetti / 09/15/2016 at 5:11pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a call from my panicking grandmother. I asked her what was going on, and she explained that, “Godzilla doesn’t work.” Not really understanding, I asked her to clarify. “Yes, you know, Godzilla, to use the internet.” FML
by Grandzilla / 09/09/2016 at 12:10am / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Geek
Today, I woke up to an angry and threatening email from a porn company. Apparently, I took a sleeping pill last night and wrote a nasty email to the company about how they mistreat women. The best part: I used a web contact form instead of an email, so I have absolutely no idea what I wrote. FML
by damn you Ambien / 08/03/2016 at 1:48am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my eldest daughter told me about the sharp pains she's been having for the past couple of days. She also told me how she thinks it's really pointy carrots trying to escape her body. She's 11, and going to middle school. FML
by disappointed / 06/30/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her I was at my dad's house, she clarified; she meant her husband of one year, not my actual father who has raised me for the past 25 years. Apparently, he feels "left out." FML
by PaintedDoll / 06/19/2016 at 11:12pm / United States / Holidays
by yova / 03/27/2016 at 4:42am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by mommyopps / 03/25/2016 at 10:14pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by Wolf6661 / 03/14/2016 at 2:29pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by notaman / 02/11/2016 at 1:12pm / United States (Iowa) / Health
Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML
by Garfield / 01/20/2016 at 11:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my dad got drunk and decided to fix everything in the house he thought was broken. Now the oven won't cook, half the floorboards from the stairs are piled in the garden, we put the TV back together but now it is stuck on mute, and we still have no idea where he has put my bedroom door. FML
by bob the builders pissed off daughter / 12/29/2015 at 6:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by unemployed-dude / 12/08/2015 at 1:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
by jimmy / 11/30/2015 at 4:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, my skydiving instructor casually remarked that he wouldn't mind "diving into" me sometime.… Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over… Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment garage but couldn't. Why? Because…