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hotel135

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 January 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 432
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About hotel135 : I'm a pretty chill dude and if you want to chat just message me.

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hotel135's favorite FMLs

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31307) - you deserved it (2151)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my husband again lost his keys. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML

#21360688
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34604) - you deserved it (8280)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:47pm - misc - by wife - United States (California)

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

#21260160
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36662) - you deserved it (4417)

On 09/17/2014 at 5:57pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband injured his back badly. He's taken three percocets, because according to him, he knows the dosage better than his doctor, and is demanding that I let him drive himself to work, with no pants on. FML

#21254463
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40600) - you deserved it (3715)

On 09/08/2014 at 1:56pm - health - by jkim - United States (California)

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

#21234388
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35193) - you deserved it (3338)

On 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm - work - by weirded out (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML

#21213104
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48985) - you deserved it (6985)

On 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm - love - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my son has been trying to save enough of his earwax to make a candle. FML

#21208907
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40861) - you deserved it (5278)

On 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML

#21203004
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39944) - you deserved it (4872)

On 07/08/2014 at 3:55pm - animals - by Jack00412 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML

#21188342
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41324) - you deserved it (5551)

On 06/25/2014 at 7:38pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43467) - you deserved it (7433)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML

#18188542
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33097) - you deserved it (2722)

On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

#17981660
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34046) - you deserved it (2415)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my parents had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurrence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementioned orange. FML

#6003671
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29490) - you deserved it (2256)

On 10/26/2009 at 6:15am - misc - by Roida (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML

#60508
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11228) - you deserved it (41063)

On 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by silkytaco - United States (Hawaii)



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