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hotel135's favorite FMLs
Today, my eldest daughter told me about the sharp pains she's been having for the past couple of days. She also told me how she thinks it's really pointy carrots trying to escape her body. She's 11, and going to middle school. FML
by disappointed / 06/30/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her I was at my dad's house, she clarified; she meant her husband of one year, not my actual father who has raised me for the past 25 years. Apparently, he feels "left out." FML
by PaintedDoll / 06/19/2016 at 11:12pm / United States / Holidays
by yova / 03/27/2016 at 4:42am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by mommyopps / 03/25/2016 at 10:14pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by Wolf6661 / 03/14/2016 at 2:29pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by notaman / 02/11/2016 at 1:12pm / United States (Iowa) / Health
Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML
by Garfield / 01/20/2016 at 11:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my dad got drunk and decided to fix everything in the house he thought was broken. Now the oven won't cook, half the floorboards from the stairs are piled in the garden, we put the TV back together but now it is stuck on mute, and we still have no idea where he has put my bedroom door. FML
by bob the builders pissed off daughter / 12/29/2015 at 6:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by unemployed-dude / 12/08/2015 at 1:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
by jimmy / 11/30/2015 at 4:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by nozVail / 11/20/2015 at 6:52pm / United States / Transportation
by anonynomi / 11/19/2015 at 12:26pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the bowling alley. I have short, stubby fingers, and as I looked for a bowling ball that would fit my hand properly, an old man watched me searching, and approached asking, "Is that how you are with women? Fingering them, tossing them in the gutter, and looking for another?" FML
by weldingmachine217 / 11/16/2015 at 4:47pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by racello13 / 11/02/2015 at 10:26am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
by horp / 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work