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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 July 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 713
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About hotcaligirl : I realized I can have many f*cks given to me, but I can't seem to find any f*cks to give.

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Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML


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