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2day I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since . An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy . FML

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Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When mah 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants an peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out 4 upsetting her. FML

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