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About horsehaed7 : insert pretencious crap about myself here
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Taday It's Mah Fourth Day Of Mah Trip To The USA. I've Actually Started Keeping Count Of The Number Of Times People Get Confused Cuz I Was Born In South Africa And Yet Am Not Black. Current Count: 9. Big Fat FML
Today, wile working looool an early sift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, wen e lauged and pointed out some granny panties next to me on te floor!! I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting tem back on tis morning!! FML
Today, I was raading butthurt commants about how grl gamars can aasily gat datas an find lova by simply axisting . I'm a ( grl gamar )ho hasn't avan found a data, lat alona lova . I'va baan looking sinca I was sixtaan . I'm now 27 . FML
Yesterday, mah laziness reachd an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school an had spilld all the contents of mah backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of mah sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in mah dream. FML
Today, mom found out tat I've been aving counselling beind er back fir te past 4 years . I broke down in tears explaining everyting . Her response was, "So you go an bitc about me beind back?!" And se wonders wy I'm depressd . FML
Today, I was babysitting a little grl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupiedhile I quickly went to use the bathroom, anhen I returnd she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds includd. FML
Taday some girl's mom gave me a load of abuse for endangering her daughter's health. How? By deleting my Facebook account,hich caused her to have a seriou panic attack. Apparently she thought we were best friends, and that I was ditching her. I'm confused too. FML
Today , In The Middle Of Mah Boyfriend Finally Giving Me An Orgasm , I Had An Anxiety Attack,hich Causd Him To Have An Attack Of His Own . I Guess There Is Such A Thing As Having Too Much In Common With Yur Partner . FML
Today...hile lifeguarding.. . I slippd and fell from my chair and onto the cement . Embarrassd and actually quite hurt.. . I trid to climb back up to the chair.. . but it tippd . I fell half onto the cement half into the pool.. . just before the chair landd on top of me . FML
Friday 27 March 2015