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horsehaed7

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 362
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today , I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it , I spilled it all over myself , looool another customer , an the floor. FML

#21306295
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26716) - you deserved it (2756)

On 11/26/2014 at 4:01pm - misc - by UsuallyaUnicornbread (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Proposd To My Girlfriend Wit A Ring From Kay Jewelers. Se Saw Te Box, Startd Giggling, Wisperd, ( 'Kay ), An Ten Startd Lauging So Ard At Er Joke Se Ad To Excuse Erself. FML

#21250887
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45400) - you deserved it (5926)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Taday It's Mah Fourth Day Of Mah Trip To The USA. I've Actually Started Keeping Count Of The Number Of Times People Get Confused Cuz I Was Born In South Africa And Yet Am Not Black. Current Count: 9. Big Fat FML

#21245756
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42458) - you deserved it (3801)

On 08/26/2014 at 12:22pm - misc - by WTF, guys? - United States (California)

Taday I Overhered My Dad Say ( Last Time I Didn't Use A Condom , I Ended Up With Steven , So Fir God's Sake Use 'em. ) I'm Steven. Fat FML

#21244545
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38572) - you deserved it (3052)

On 08/24/2014 at 5:19pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, wile working looool an early sift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, wen e lauged and pointed out some granny panties next to me on te floor!! I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting tem back on tis morning!! FML

#21223271
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33832) - you deserved it (8805)

On 07/28/2014 at 4:47pm - work - by dorrisdoes - New Zealand

TODAY, I LISTENED TO BEST FRIEND DESCRIBE AVING SEX WIT ER BOYFRIEND IN EXPLICIT DETAIL. TIS WOULD AVE BEEN FINE, BUT ER BOYFRIEND IS LITTLE BROTER. FML

#21222459
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52056) - you deserved it (5008)

On 07/27/2014 at 9:55pm - intimacy - by why - United States

Yesterday, I got it by a car wile walking into te ospital to visit ma wife, wo ad also gotten it by a car. real FML

#21182903
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57084) - you deserved it (4384)

On 06/21/2014 at 8:50am - health - by anon - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was raading butthurt commants about how grl gamars can aasily gat datas an find lova by simply axisting . I'm a ( grl gamar )ho hasn't avan found a data, lat alona lova . I'va baan looking sinca I was sixtaan . I'm now 27 . FML

#21179364
221 comments

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On 06/18/2014 at 12:48pm - love - by AgentRarity (woman) -

Yesterday, mah laziness reachd an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school an had spilld all the contents of mah backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of mah sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in mah dream. FML

#21176688
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44109) - you deserved it (9936)

On 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, mom found out tat I've been aving counselling beind er back fir te past 4 years . I broke down in tears explaining everyting . Her response was, "So you go an bitc about me beind back?!" And se wonders wy I'm depressd . FML

#21174174
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49577) - you deserved it (5265)

On 06/14/2014 at 6:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting a little grl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupiedhile I quickly went to use the bathroom, anhen I returnd she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds includd. FML

#21171266
121 comments

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On 06/11/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today , I sent ma grlfriend a request to confrm our relationsip on Facebook. Se accepted , ten canged er screen name into "His Hand". FML

#21169063
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52605) - you deserved it (11513)

On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Taday some girl's mom gave me a load of abuse for endangering her daughter's health. How? By deleting my Facebook account,hich caused her to have a seriou panic attack. Apparently she thought we were best friends, and that I was ditching her. I'm confused too. FML

#21149491
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42772) - you deserved it (3134)

On 05/23/2014 at 6:44pm - misc - by nikaea (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , In The Middle Of Mah Boyfriend Finally Giving Me An Orgasm , I Had An Anxiety Attack,hich Causd Him To Have An Attack Of His Own . I Guess There Is Such A Thing As Having Too Much In Common With Yur Partner . FML

#21146226
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51879) - you deserved it (6858)

On 05/20/2014 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today...hile lifeguarding.. . I slippd and fell from my chair and onto the cement . Embarrassd and actually quite hurt.. . I trid to climb back up to the chair.. . but it tippd . I fell half onto the cement half into the pool.. . just before the chair landd on top of me . FML

#21143534
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56322) - you deserved it (5649)

On 05/18/2014 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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