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- Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes… Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake… Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry…
- Today I got my period after missing it last month, the good part, I'm not prego, the bad part, it's… Today, I was in a cabin retreat with my fraternity brothers. My girlfriend sent me a sexy picture,… Today, I used the phrase "It smells like something died in here". Something did. My cat Jasmine. FML