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Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37016) - you deserved it (3628)

On 08/12/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by ForeverEmbarrassed (woman) - United States (California)



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