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hopsinlove17
  • Town/Country : Kentucky
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 558
  • Number of comments : 178
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hopsinlove17 : "The difference between my darkness and your darkness is that I can look at my own badness in the face and accept its existence while you are busy covering your mirror with a white linen sheet. The difference between my sins and your sins is that when I sin I know I'm sinning while you have actually fallen prey to your own fabricated illusions. I am a siren, a mermaid; I know that I am beautiful while basking on the ocean's waves and I know that I can eat flesh and bones at the bottom of the sea. You are a white witch, a wizard; your spells are manipulations and your cauldron from hell yet you wrap yourself in white and wear a silver wig."
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Today, while waiting in line at a store, a toddler behind me was throwing a major meltdown while his father yelled at him, giving me a migraine. I turned to the woman behind me and said, "Can you believe this kid? I feel sorry for his mother." Turns out the woman was his mother. FML

#21064367
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23491) - you deserved it (39852)

On 02/18/2014 at 11:31am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40522) - you deserved it (5644)

On 12/31/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML

#20788707
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55472) - you deserved it (18776)

On 07/17/2013 at 4:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML

#20430574
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35995) - you deserved it (2172)

On 12/29/2012 at 7:22pm - love - by melas303 - United States

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)



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