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hopelesslyhoping

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 93
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hopelesslyhoping : Life's a bitch so live to the fullest.
Have fun and do random shit.
Bands are life so if you don't feel the same get the fuck out.
Message me if you wanna talk I guess.
Peace.
xxDeanxx

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Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41684) - you deserved it (6800)

On 04/13/2014 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

Today, my girlfriend and I were snuggling and we placed our hands together, palm to palm. I can bend the tips of my fingers over hers, which apparently surprised her because she commented, "Huh, so big hands AREN'T related to penis size." FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53936) - you deserved it (6860)

On 04/01/2014 at 2:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dad told me that I can't wear leggings on Friday nights, because, "your butt is too distracting for my poker buddies." FML

Today, my friends hired a male stripper to give me a lap dance for my birthday. It was all pretty nice until he let rip one of the most nauseating farts I've ever encountered, right in my face. Hours later, I can still smell it. FML

#21086642
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I agree, your life sucks (52163) - you deserved it (6572)

On 03/14/2014 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by polebitch49 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally gave in to my long-distance boyfriend's requests and texted him dirty things. Any time I would send him something, he would reply, "What?" or "What do you mean?" Either I'm not doing this right, or I'm in a relationship with the most innocent person ever. FML

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95 comments

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On 03/14/2014 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42483) - you deserved it (19788)

On 02/28/2014 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Russian Federation (Moskva)



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