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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 November 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 582
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About hope1103 : My name's Hope and I'm 19 and I'm from Ohio. I like Supernatural and loud music

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Today, a customer tried to order a Zinger burger. I tried to explain that he was at McDonalds and that the Zinger is a KFC burger. He accused me of lying to him and tried to report me to my manager. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30963) - you deserved it (2282)

On 01/18/2015 at 2:04am - work - by McSlave - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML


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On 11/06/2014 at 7:15am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML


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On 10/25/2014 at 8:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

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