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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 September 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
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About honestsleep : beyond poor, beyond ostracized. destined to be obscured since 1993.

it's just occurred to me that people have sent me messages, and i haven't replied. i only browse FML through my ipod (the older app as well). sorry if i haven't replied to you - i wasn't ignoring you, i just never received the message.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML


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